North Pole Bureau of Naughtiness

Report them to Santa.

Tell Santa what your friend did. They get an official Naughty List notice, a lump of coal, and the news that they're worth exactly $1.99 to you.

File a reportTakes 30 seconds

This is what lands on their phone.

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Type their name and watch what they'd get. It's free and nothing gets sent.

When it lands

A man in a Christmas sweater stares at his phone in shock while two coworkers try not to laugh — “Got drunk at the office party and did karaoke. Twice.”

A woman on a couch shows her phone with an offended face while her friend laughs into her hands — “Asked for my Netflix password. Still using it.”

A man at a bar winces at his phone while his friend laughs with a hand on his shoulder — “Said ‘let’s split it evenly’ after ordering the lobster”

A woman at a Christmas dinner points across the table at her brother, who shrugs — “Brought store-bought cookies and said they baked them”

AI photos, made-up people. The pettiness is real.

How it works

You give us a first name and a crime. They get a link. When they open it, an elf turns up, says their name out loud and hands over the notice.

You'll see when they open it and how they take it. If they're feeling brave, they can pay $1.49 to appeal, and Santa sends the coal straight back to you.

Before you do it

Will they know it was me?

Only if you sign it. Pick one of our crimes and you can stay anonymous. Write your own and your first name goes on it.

Do they have to pay anything?

No. Opening it and reacting are free. They only pay if they want to appeal and send the coal back to you.

Will it look like spam?

It comes from you, in your own chat, with a picture that says they've been reported to Santa. It never pretends to be a bank or a delivery company.

What if they don't find it funny?

They can report it or block you in one tap. And you can take it down from your status page whenever you like.

How much coal?

1 report $1.99 Just this one

3 reports $4.99 $1.66 each Save 16%

10 reports $9.99 $1 each Half price

Extra reports wait in your coal sack for next time, and they work for appeals too. No account needed. Prices include tax.

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